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    Default Lag Machine

    This is now made to be a thread of how to make alg contraption but contraptions you have made that did not work right and lagged or worked right but created too much lag.

    mine is a gigantic 40 cluster nuke...... it has 40 soda nukes each with a vector thruster beacon sensor and E2 expression. It worked right, used the 3 stage rocket from Wire Construct( favorite map now) and let it go got to elevation of 20k from ground or z=10,000 and then the clusters came out..... I forgot how much lag one could create and well.... I crashed what I consider a super computer

    dual core 3.0
    radeon 4870
    4 gb ram
    2 tb hardrive

    i was like..... ya too many nukes.

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    Mine was trying to crash a server (everyone was in on it). As many fusion generators and nukes as possible before the computer hit max effects limit. I think the server survived a few rounds of that. On my computer (single player) I put 5 fusion gereators in a circle, filled the center with tnt and phx explosives, and made a tight circle of nukes around that. Armed it all and threw a timed C4 pack in for lols. I don't even want to know how hot my graphics card got, but Im pretty sure if I took the cover off you could feel the heat off it 5 feet back. Gmod slowed to 1/30 FPS, then epicly crashed.

    Oh and BTW: Im pretty sure this is wrong place.
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    Default Re: Lag Machine

    Rig a wire lamp to an accumulator lol
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    Default Re: Lag Machine

    I locked the first thread for a reason.
    and lol hitman.
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