IRC madness. (quotes)

[Jat Goodwin]

Edit by ITSBTH:
We got our own quote database at Index - WireQDB, use it instead.

--- Original post ---

We on the irc are just so filled with happiness that funny stuff happens. But when it does it just becomes a fading memory... So I present the quote database! (until we get something better set up)

So please only post stuff from #wiremod on the gamesurge network.
The best will be moved up here to the first post. Ill start if off with this:

<Fox682>    I guess I'm not a man, bend me over and call me Sally!

[23:17]    <Anticept>    GO MOVE BOULDERS!
[23:18]    * JatGoodwin    uses HM 04!
[23:18]    * JatGoodwin    can now move boulders!
[23:18]    <Anticept>    LOL
[23:19]    * Anticept    has encountered Wild Jat Goodwin. What shall I do?
[23:19]    * Anticept    uses banhammer!
[23:19]    <Anticept>    its not very effective.
[23:19]    * JatGoodwin    has fled

[23:26]    <Anticept>    swallowed the whole squirrel alive.
[23:26]    <Anticept>    and dont fuckin quote me.

[Azrael]

<JatGoodwin> i want one of those nigger cars

[Jat Goodwin]

[10:42]	<Beer>	look, I made a vibrator.. sorry about the sharp edges

[dpidcoe]

itsbot in some of its finer moments:

[16:38:43] <Fox682> true, but Foxes don't like paying $200 for screens
[16:38:47] <ITSBOT> 2 screens.
[16:38:55] <Fox682> That's right Itsbot ^.^
[16:38:55] <JatGoodwin> yar
[16:38:58] <ITSBOT> ^.

[16:44:24] <@Black_Phoenix> it's gonna be C-- but extensions I add will make it C-
[16:44:33] <ITSBOT> and i'm gonna use it.
[16:44:37] <@Black_Phoenix> dammit
[16:44:39] <@Black_Phoenix> that bot
[16:44:42] <@Black_Phoenix> is getting DAMN smart

[16:59:19] <+ShaRose> go die ITSBOT
[16:59:20] <ITSBOT> lol.
[16:59:23] <Fox682> oh look it has humor xD

[17:53:57] <ITSBOT> you are named after the same thing is the same.
[17:54:02] <Fox682> O.O
[17:54:18] <Fox682> that almost made sence
[17:54:23] <ITSBOT> it makes sence.
[17:54:33] * Fox682 nearly pisses his pants
[17:54:37] <Fox682> THATS AWESOME!
[17:54:38] <ITSBOT> this is awesome.
[17:54:46] <Fox682> ...
[17:54:49] <Fox682> wow..

[18:47:45] <@JatGoodwin> can it run normal xp programs?
[18:47:45] <ITSBOT> windows xp.
[18:52:57] <@JatGoodwin> wat
[18:52:59] <ITSBOT> wat.
[18:56:34] <ccfreak2k> Why is ITSBOT back?
[18:56:37] <ITSBOT> i want to come back in the same time.
[18:56:59] <@JatGoodwin> XD
[18:57:00] <ITSBOT> xd.

[Officer Tibbles]

<Fox682> hmmm... I can make it sticky
<Officer_Tibbles> Thats what she said

[dpidcoe]

<@JatGoodwin> memes are a good source of cheep easy entertainment. 
<Anticept> so is your mother.

[Azrael]

<ITSBTH> Slow thing
<ITSBOT> is slow.

<ITSBTH> Redundancy
<ITSBOT> is redundant.

<Azrael-> pew pew
<ITSBOT> pew pew pew pew pew pew pew.

<hzzzln> this is not using highspeed, am i right?
<ITSBOT> so inc eax.

<ITSBOT> it is easy to get a child <sharose> my poor child <sharose> itsbth_ did you are you can you can you can do you.

<hzzzln> mov ES,65536
<hzzzln> mov eax,65538
<ITSBOT> mov eax [dword ptr shit].

<Tomb> %eval return croot(8)
<ITSBOT> Result: -8049.0494108108
<Tomb> hmm slight bug there

[Jat Goodwin]

[14:55]	<Selig>	clearly, we should have sex.

[19:31]	<ChanServ> I don't want to be part of your sick fantasies!

[dpidcoe]

[13:29:18] <@Black_Phoenix> stop having mental sex with it
[13:29:28] <starvinmarvin> penis penis penis
[13:29:29] <@ITSBOT> if you say penis.

[13:33:01] <+Beer> ITSBOT knows engrish
[13:33:15] <starvinmarvin> itsbot wie geht es dir?
[13:33:17] <@ITSBOT> + dir.

[tomb332]

We have been teaching ITSBOT and this was the result

[2008-12-15 21:59:44] <@ITSBOT> oh god damn.

Also

[2008-12-15 22:03:22] <@Tomb> ITSBOT Find Porn!
[2008-12-15 22:03:29] <@ITSBOT> the first porn.
[2008-12-15 22:03:36] <@Tomb> ITSBOT yes the first porn
[2008-12-15 22:03:37] <@ITSBOT> itsbot wie geht es 65536'.
[2008-12-15 22:03:41] <+Xera> LOL
[2008-12-15 22:03:50] <@Black_Phoenix> LOL
[2008-12-15 22:03:51] <@ITSBOT> lol.
[2008-12-15 22:03:53] * Tomb 's head explodes
[2008-12-15 22:03:53] <starvinmarvin> mir geht's gut
[2008-12-15 22:03:57] <+Xera> now it speaks foreign AND gibberish