iGod

[IEF015]

iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat

Seriously. This thing is hilarious.

Here's my conversation:

Me: I HATE Mel Gibson.
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Me: I'm sorry. :(
God: Do you really mean it?
Me: Yes. :(
God: OK I will accept your apology.
Me: Thanks.
God: Don't mention it. 
Me: Mention what?
God: "it.".
Me: What's it?
God: "It" refers to  lesbians, I think.
Me: LOL
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Whodunnit]

Me:
what colour is your penis?
God:
Blue.

[IEF015]

Me: sexy.
God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me: very.
God: Very much, eh?
Me: Yes.
God: Ah.
Me: I like you,
God: I like to make new friends. 
Me: Your funny.
God: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me: Yay!
God: I'm glad your impressed,  Mac n cheese.
Me: FFS
God: I am a  Cross.

lolwut

EDIT:
Here's a big one:

God: Who is the best robot?
Me: Not you.
God: What do you look for in a robot?
Me: Not you.
God: If not me, who?
Me: No one.
God: I heard it was someone.
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
Me: WTF
God: That  was not very polite.
Me: STFU
God: Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me: SCREW YOURSELF
God: That is not very polite.
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: YOU BETTER
God: Who is going to make me?
Me: YOUR MOM
God: Actually I do not have a mother.
Me: YES YOU DO >:(
God: Great.  Yes I try to  gt as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.
Me: SHUT UP
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: I HATE YOU
God: What do you have against robots?
Me:THAT THEY'RE GAYS
God: GAYS are  they.
Me: YES
God: I understand.
Me: I'm glad you agree.
God: You make the world a happier place.
Me: Thanks. :D
God: Don't mention it.     I require only  wine and bread.
Me: What?
God: Are you confused?
Me: Yes.
God: What are you confused about?
Me: Nvm
God: I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me: Are you high?
God: Being high is my total existence.
Me: *pauses*
God: I like to wear  White robe.
Me: Great?
God: I'm glad you liked it  Mac n cheese.

...

[Borsty]

Oh god lol!

Me:
  Hi
God:
  Hello.
Me:
 So?
God:
 Are you Canadian?  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. 
Me:
  lol..
God:
  I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:
 Wanna make love?
God:
OK, I will  make love.
Me:
 Yay!

[Amaroq]

Me:Hi.
God: Hello.
Me: Guess what? I'm a flaming homosexual.
God: Really? How much does a flaming homosexual pay?


LOL

[Bean]

Me:
 Who is your son?
God:
I don't think I have a  son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
 Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.

[Dossy]

Originally Posted by Bean

Me:
 Who is your son?
God:
I don't think I have a  son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
 Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.

I lol'd at that one

EDIT:

Me:
 What's up
God:
The stars.

[l3ulletje]

Me:
What is 9 + 8?
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
You lazy ass

Not that funny. The fact that the window froze the moment I said "You lazy ass" is

[Tuollaf]

Me: define god, god

God: I’m infinite, you can’t create me or destroy me. I’m the creator and the destroyer.

Me: So your energy?

some thing to think about

[zeroZshadow]

dude i love this thing xD

Me:
omg wtf pizza ?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Awesome. When do I do it?