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<jA_cOp> JatGoodwin, apparently a blood vessel in my penis popped the other day, no pain, but truly a WTF experience.
<Foss> what
<JatGoodwin> jA_cOp, actually fat wo.....
<JatGoodwin> wat
<jA_cOp> Yeah.
<rophl> women driving SUVs are utter bitches, ALL the time
<rophl> at least here in surrey they are
<JatGoodwin> quiet rophl, we're having a wat moment
<jA_cOp> There was blood everywhere. My gf was terrified. I looked it up later and it's not actually dangerous, and happens very rarely
<rophl> that IS a wat moment
<ccfreak2k> jA_cOp, it's like the biological equivalent of a hose break in a car.
<ccfreak2k> Except it's YOUR hose.
<buttbot> Except it's YOUR butt.
<jA_cOp> ccfreak2k, I suppose :V
<jA_cOp> buttbot, thanks for posting!
<JatGoodwin> yeah but your hose fixes it's self
<jA_cOp> yeah it's fine now, and although other people seem to report swollen areas and shit, I seem to be fine
<jA_cOp> It was a LOT of blood though :O
<JatGoodwin> i can imagine that right now, just high pressure blood spraying all over the walls and shit like a fire hose, jA_cOp is like "OH SHIT I'D BETTER CHECK GOOGLE"
<jA_cOp> ^
<rophl> like something out of kill bill
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<jA_cOp> well it wasn't high-pressure
<rophl> blood spraying at least 10 yards
<jA_cOp> lol
<JatGoodwin> I thought japanese girls were into that kind of shit.
<JatGoodwin> >.>
<jA_cOp> At first she thought I came, I think. lmao
<jA_cOp> I kinda did too... I mean, there is no pain
<jA_cOp> just heaps of blood
<JatGoodwin> OH GOD YOUR BLEEDING IN MY ASS! GET IT OUT
<jA_cOp> she wasn't too bothered though, I guess you get used to having your vagina full of blood when you have PMS and whatnot
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<ccfreak2k> Doesn't seem biologically safe.
<JatGoodwin> yea
<rophl> oh man, you started bleeding at the worst possible time
<jA_cOp> at least it was penis blood and not the blood of a dead baby...
<JatGoodwin> sex is unsafe, nobody should do it.
<rophl> sounds like something out of a horror story
<jA_cOp> ccfreak2k, yeah
<jA_cOp> but it'll be fine
<jA_cOp> neither of us is a street whore or anything
<jA_cOp> (I think)
<jA_cOp> JatGoodwin, although it wasn't very Japan related, I guess with this you can sleep soundly tonight :V
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