Longest Thread Ever!!1one (junk thread)

[Whosdr]

Random Sentence Generator by Don Cross

When you see a spartan submarine, it means that the apartment building defined by another pig pen dies. Sometimes the microscope of a cab driver trembles, but the fat diskette always caricatures a seldom familiar tape recorder! If some crane avoids contact with the apartment building behind a salad dressing, then another satellite defined by the burglar dies. Most people believe that a cocker spaniel competes with a surly pork chop, but they need to remember how ostensibly a cab driver ceases to exist.

[Jat Goodwin]

ZA͡L̢GƠ ͠is not goi̶ng ͞t҉o͞ ͘te̛ll͜ ̀y͞ou ̴w̵ha̡t͡ ZALG͏? ͢i̢s, for ҉Z̧AL͟GO͘ i͘s̸ not. Z̸A̴LG͝O̕ is ̢ǹot͏ ? g͡o͞od҉ t̨hin͠g͘.͜ ̵ ҉Z͜A̢L̕GO͢ ҉is̸ no͟t͏ /̀x/ ̵o̡r ̛S̀A.͠ ͏ ZAL͡GO͘ ͡is͞ n̷o̧t ̢u̕nt̸i̴l̵ the e͟n̵d̀ ͜o̷f ̵days̀.͜ ̷ ̵ ̷He̕ W͞ai͞t͞s͡ ͡Be͜h̵ind T̵he ̕Wal̵l,̴ ͢in a ͡p̀?l҉?c? ̀of͝ ̶t͢o̶rt̸u̸r̶ed͟ gl?ss͞,͟ ̨served̶ by͡ l͝egio͝ns ̡for̨g҉e̷d f̡rǫm ̧th́e̴ ͠tȩars̸ ̴of͡ ͟th͞e̕ s͞le͞epless ̨de̢a̡d ańd cl̴?d͟ ̵i͜n ar̴mo͘r ̧car̨ved ̶from̕ thę s҉uffe̶r͏in͠g̷ o̧f͘ ̷mo͟t̵h̀e̕r͞s.̸ In͡ ͜his̴ ̨r̷ight͝ ha҉n͡d̨ he̶ holds ͢a͜ ̸dea̕d ̕s̛t́ar̕,̢ ́a̴ǹd͞ in͡ ̧h҉is͢ ̸r͏ight ̨ha̕n͢d he h̛ǫl͏d̵s ͟t̛h̕e ̀Can̸d̛l̴e ̡Wh̛o͟s̶e ͏Ligh͘t͞ ̧I̸s Sh͝a͢d́o͏w.͢ ҉His l?f̡t h͢?n͢ds͜ ?r͝e stain̷ed ͏w̛it̶h͟ t̴he b̡l͟ood̢ ̴of ͠Am Ḑh̀ae͘ga͟r̢. ̵ ̶ ̶ ̵ ͡His ͜six ͜m̧ou͡t̀hs ͏s̶p͏e̡a̴k ͏i͜n͜ ̷di̡f̕f̕erent͜ ̴to̕n҉gu͢ęs͏, ̧a̷ņd͢ ͝t̕hę seven̴t̨h̢ ̴shall s͠in̶g t͞he s͜o̡ng ̷that ̶e̢nd́s̷ ͠th̛e ̸earth̛.̷ ̶ ҉ ̡ ̧ ZALGO ͘ re͜f͠e͢ŕs͜ ͝to͜ th͘e ͡co̷r̛ru̷p͟tion of perf?c̸t͜ly ̀i͠nn͏o̡c͘e͏n̢t ̀things̴ ̵and ͘i͡d?as,́ ̵s͝uc̶h̶ ?s̛ c͢omi͢cs̡, s̶t̨ori͘e͘s or ͏m҉e͏me͏s.̕ To ma̡ke͡ ̧th̕e̢m ee̸r͘ie͝ ?n҉d͡ "͠L҉ove͢c͟r͝afti̢a҉n".̨ ̢ ͢ ҉T̨h̷e̷s̀? ̴ex͞ce̴r̷p̡ts̶ r̢u͢n ţḩe ̶ga͜m҉?t̨ ́f͞rom a̵l͘che҉m̕ica̸l do͢c̢umen̕ts̀ f̕r͠om ţhe 1̶60̛0s͞,͠ o͜c͝c̕u͠l͏t͝ ̴texts r̸elating̷ ̨t̸o ̛v?mp͞ire͜s̨, cu͜lt ̷dǫg̀m̧a҉ (̴t͞r?ns̡c͘r͡ip̕ts ̵f̕r̡om ͏th͢e͠ ̧vid̶ęo͝ o̵f͡ ̴tha̵t c̸ul̛t that̸ ͞ki̵ll͠ed t̷hem̀sęl͠ves̶ w͜hen ͟t͡he̕ Hale B͝o͞p ćom͜et͜ ̧pa҉s͝s̕e̸d ͝b͝y ͜Ear̴th),͜ ͟s̨e͡gme͟nts̛ o̕f̡ ͝h͘o͝r̵r̛?r͢ st̨ori̡es ͡(̡Br͘a̴hm S̸t͟oke̢r̛'̀s ҉Laiŗ o҉f̴ th̕e Wh̛i̢tȩ ̕Wor͞m),͏ ́a͘n̴d ev҉en th? ҉tria͏l o͠f̨ a̶ ͡m̧an҉ ̢s̶u͢pp͢osed tǫ h̕ave bee̢n a͜ ̢w̡er̴e͝w͡o͟l͞f. ̵

[Gascan]

EPIC TASK!!!!!
Close your eyes and press a bunch of random buttons on your keyboard. this is my result:

bggfhgfdhgfdhgfkjgkjhhkjfjhghgdhgfdhgfjhvjhgkjhgvj hgfjhgfdjhtfdhgfjjhgfhgfhgfjhgfdgfdsgfdsrwartdhgfd hgfdhgfhvcnbvcn nbvcn bvc bvchg fdchg fdg fdsgfdsg fdsc

[ryland]

EPIC TASK!!!!!
Close your eyes and press a bunch of random buttons on your keyboard. this is my result:

bggfhgfdhgfdhgfkjgkjhhkjfjhghgdhgfdhgfjhvjhgkjhgvj hgfjhgfdjhtfdhgfjjhgfhgfhgfjhgfdgfdsgfdsrwartdhgfd hgfdhgfhvcnbvcn nbvcn bvc bvchg fdchg fdg fdsgfdsg fdsc

My result:
zsd,lkih fl.saek][dkmg;ejlr fgsj f liUAhwoidasjndh gaunfj bsoi8 hdjksf8uisa o8hiuvfuysaef ghvauyedfni seh 9iowqyheyutr6w73wy8t6r42374u t54er9+5+961+9r752
esfgwfbknsa 9uikdskfe.

That is hi in Chinese.

[Magos Mechanicus]

That is hi in Chinese.

Actually, that's


Ni hao.
Literally meaning "You good".

[Gascan]

EPIC TASK NR.2!!!!!

goto google and translate some random sentence into a different language, then post it here!
this is my result:

English:my pants are full of butterflies
Afrikaans: My broek is vol skoenlappers

[Whosdr]

task1:
uuy euU^&*Hgjidhuwi hy ei8e y s yu ioaawu lol


Ok, epic task 3:
Make a paragraph, translate to chinese, then back to english. Compare.

[Gascan]

Epic task 3:

1. english paragraph: i belive the sky is made out of 50% oxygen 20% meatballs and 30% urin

2. english paragraph: i belive the sky is from 50% of the oxygen 20% and 30% of the meatballs out of urin
lol xD

[mattwd0526]

Epic task 3:

1. english paragraph: i belive the sky is made out of 50% oxygen 20% meatballs and 30% urin

2. english paragraph: i belive the sky is from 50% of the oxygen 20% and 30% of the meatballs out of urin
lol xD

Try spelling some of those words right next time

Actual result: I believe that the sky is from 50% oxygen 20% and 30% of the urine out of meatballs

[Gascan]

sorry xD im not a genius spelling english